In my PMS, I have eaten in the last 3 days:
5 cadbury creme eggs
an entire bag of starburst jellybeans
4 donuts (all in one day!!!)
at least 12 handfulls of mini - hershey's/snickers mix
1/2 pint Haagen Daz dulce de leche ice cream
1/2 bag whopper eggs.... the ones you lick and rub on your lips and they make fun easter lipstick
I think that's all. Well, that's all my brain is choosing to remember. There will probably be more chocoate and creme eggs added to the list in the next 24 hours. As well as some chocolate ice cream. And the body is screaming for a good greasy bacon cheeseburger.
Since this is a confession, does that mean the calories are forgiven and just go away like if I were confessing a sin and it's forgiven? That is how this works right? (note: this is a PMS confession, so your answer better be yes. If not... well.... I don't need to complete that....)
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