The gal pals and I bravely arrived at Sephorias for a makeup makeover on a recent trip to Sin City. Each of us in turn sat in the special chair and awaited the glamorous transformation to occur. We all expected to come out of the there looking like the hottest saintly hootchies Vegas had ever seen. Friend number one looked awesome and as the lady worked her magic, she gasped with comments like “you have eyelashes to die for,” or “These cheek bones of yours are modelesque.” Friend number two got “What I wouldn’t give for lips as full and luscious as yours,” and “You have the skin of a baby!” Makeover lady told me, ”That’s a nice purse.” I nearly whapped her with it.
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