Weekly WrapUp or The Ways The Huddled Masses Yearning To Be Free Are Finding The Chubby Girl Brigade

Napoleon Dynamite searches:
pedro's cousins with all the sweet hookups
vote for pedro
napoleon dynamite i have a new girlfriend you dont know her (which wasn't even a line from the movie—IDIOT!)

Searches Where I Feel Your Pain:
chubby, pants too tight, jiggly love handles

Hair-Related Searches:
chubby cheek wonder if bangs are appropriate
best hairstyles for double chin turkey neck

Searches That I Wonder About And Am Sometimes More Than Slightly Frightened By:
bluto popeye women's gym images
poop girls fully clothed
i can carry him
Poo and Pyrex
walloped bottoms
saucy girls bottoms
cartons of a thinking girl
Svetlana Khorkina "long neck"

The Search That Keeps Popping Up That I Will Now Provide The Answer To:
How much is a cube butter?
It is one half cup. It is eight tablespoons. It is a quarter pound. It weighs 4 ounces or 113 grams. It is 800 calories and 88 grams of fat of which there are 56 grams of saturated fat. It is sweet sweet heaven when poured over fresh popcorn.

Searches That I Have Submitted To Llew On Your Behalf:
should a girl ever chase a boy?
should I wear a girdle? advice

And now, for the favorites:

TOBLERONE POINTS WEIGHT WATCHERS Is it just me, or does that fact that this was typed in all caps smack of desperation? I have a mental image of a woman on the Weight Watchers plan, with a package of Toblerone in her left hand, and frantically searching the web to find out just how many of those tasty triangles she can eat before she will be forced to confess at the next weekly Weight Watchers meeting. My guess: ONLY ONE. How many can you eat before you'd need to confess to a member of the Chubby Girl Brigade? ONE and then we'd force you to share the rest.

soft gained chubby pounds party story My head is hurting after trying to figure out where this search came from. My guess is that it's also missing the terms "large amounts of alcohol."

Danielle Lafleur Danielle, one of our favorite readers (she was the first to link to us!), came up on our search stats. Danielle, this can only mean one of two things: either that boy you loved from high school is looking for you to find out what he's been missing, or that girl from the office that hates you is trying to scrounge up some dirt.

my boyfriend is too chubby Oh please. Is there really such a thing as a boy that is too chubby? I think not. Come to momma.

ceecee southern fetish
Miss Laura: Someone found the chubby girl brigade by googling "ceecee southern fetish " and i have no idea what that means
Friend of Miss Laura's: southern fetish?
Friend of Miss Laura's: what does that mean? handlebar mustaches and carpetbags?

shish kabob marinade I think this is the number three google search that leads people to our site. Number one? "Chubby Girl Porn" As if you had to ask. Number Two? RACHEL RAY. Case in point:
rachel ray boyfriend
rachel ray $40
"rachael ray" pictures
rachel ray $40 day
Rachel Ray Married
rachel ray nipple
Rachel Ray chubby
I know, I brought this upon myself.

Comments

[Miss Laura]

Friend Of Laura is none other than Brian: http://www.joannou.net/log/index.php

As you can tell, he's fantastically clever.

[Danielle LaFleur]

My favorite part is when I google myself... CGB is but one slot below my real identity in the working world and two links ahead of, apparently, nude pictures of myself?

http://www.google.com/search?q=danielle+lafleur&hl=en&lr=&c2coff=1&start=20&sa=N

I did date this really hot bad boy my sophomore year of High School..... lets keep our fingers cross he's looking for nude pictures of me. (Not my co-workers.) *cough*

[Jody]

I am the girl from Danielle's office - yes we do hate her here and I am trying to trying to scrounge up some dirt. Kidding - We love Danielle here. She is the one who turned me onto The Chubby Girl Brigade!

[Jerilyn]

I have dirt on Danielle:

*whispers* She's not actually chubby.

Danielle, I googled your name and saw your naked photos and let me say MEOW.

[Danielle LaFleur]

LOL! Well I'll admit, when I was 18 I wasn't all that chubby... of course I thought at a size 12 I was HUGE!!!

As I stuff down a whole baked potatoes, covered in sour cream, cheese, and bacon bits (bacon bits have protein and protein cancels out the carbs of the potatoes bigger then my foot - right?) I realize I am getting pretty darn chubby. Woohoo! (I mean crap... where the heck did my collarbone go? )

Man... to be a size 12 again..... and a stupid 18 year old.... those were the days!

[GAF]

Someone linked to us by "GAF"! I got googled! WHEE!!

[jerk off]

this page sucks , is this all you fat chics have to do is sit around and bitch about how fat you are and how no guy wants you .LOSE Some wieght get a life and learn how to please a man and then you will not have to have a page like this.

and I have a tiny penis

[~Zes~]

Interesting name. Apparently you have trouble finding a woman, fat or not. No wonder you're bitter.

[Meghan]

I am sending many kissies Zes' way. Speak it girl! :)

[Jerilyn]

Ah...I LOVE to be able to edit comments.

[Meghan]

Jerilyn is the object of my idolatry!
Smit be now but I love this woman!!

[Sarah]

Let's have a hot three way!

[Meghan]

err I meant smite. oops

[I can't breathe!]

Oh the ability to edit comments. I love it, I love it, I love it.
Jerilyn is the woman whose work I now judge other comedy writing against. No one has more consistently made me laugh out loud.
That's a hefty coupla calories gone right there. Thanks for my new exercise plan!

[rachel mark]

poop

[Kristin]

I know this post is older but I felt the need to comment. You NAILED it - I found you through "WW points in toblerone". (Except I already ate it...)

Great blog!