First off: To the people who googled "flaunting her fat thighs" and "bathing suits for chubby people": WE LOVE YOU! You're a welcome breath of fresh air from the numerous hits we're getting from people that google "chubby girls." Porn fiends! All/Most/Some of you!!*
To address this, I've devised a list of words and terms that will hopefully attract new porn-free googling:
I have four dogs.
My husband built a firepit in our backyard.
Mobile Homes are fun to tour, but I worry about the resale value.
No bicicletas en la biblioteca, por favor.
I received a brick in the mail from GenAdFemale this week.
If that guy at work doesn't stop whistling Anne Murray's greatest hits, I'm going to punch him in the throat.
I heard a rumor that dancers have horrible feet.
Will was just voted off Big Brother 5.
Crest SpinBrush (shouts to the lovely karinka!)
I'm going to google the hotbot out of your yahoo.
Ok, that should do it.
Actually, now that I re-read that, EVERYTHING sounds dirty. Egads, I need to get myself to church!
We're getting ready to order another batch of shirts. One shipment of the last batch we did didn't make it to the intended recipient, so I have to reorder. The fabric is absolutely fabulous—thin and very soft. You can download an order form here. I won't be putting in the order for about three or four weeks, add two weeks for the shop to get them done, and then another week for mailing. All that to say that these shirts may take longer than CafePress (incidentally, the CGB lunchbox at CafePress is currently on sale), but these are definitely worth the wait. Also, I'm looking into doing tote bags. The shop I use even has oh-so-swoonable clear vinyl tote bags. I'll keep you all posted.
*Although, I must say, if you find chubby girls googlicious, we love you more than we realize.