I went and picked up a sandwich at lunch the other day and the menu said it had "avocado spread."
Me: "What's the avocado spread?"
Sandwich Girl: "Well, the avocado is a green thing--I don't know if it's a vegetable or a fruit--"
Me: "Uh, I know what an avocado is, I just wanted to know what's in the spread."
Sandwich Girl: "Avocados."
Me: "But it says it's a spread"
Sandwich Girl: "Right."
Me: "So how is it a spread?"
Sandwich Girl: "We spread the avocado on the bread."
I just want to know, at what point did I become the idiot in that conversation?
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