Proof that GAF is still alive and we are still speaking to one another. And proof of other things. But we'll get into those later.

I'm almost too embarrassed to post this.

In fact, if you see me on a regular basis in real life (Mom)(Dad)(Especially Dad)(Siblings)(Especially Boy Siblings)(Coworkers)(FedEx drivers)(everyone else), you probably don't want to read this at all.

I realize now that all I've done is make you curious, which means you'll read it anyway.

And then I will never be able to look you in the eye ever again.

I hope you can live with yourselves.

Me: I have something I am waffling on posting
Me: a while ago, I was putting on my bathing suit
Me: and I asked Annie how it looked
Me: and she screamed

GAF: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Me: I said, "that bad, eh?"

GAF: SNORT

Me: and she said, "no, I saw your HAIRY LEGPITS"

GAF: *GASP FOR LAUGHING*
GAF: HAHA to infinity!!!!!!

Me: LOL
Me: I'm not sure I want to post about my HAIR DOWN THERE

GAF: well, I did post that one time about my pad giving me an inadvertant bikini wax
GAF: So I think you are safe.
GAF: just do a little FYI at the beginning

Me: oh, good idea

GAF: EVERYBODY has hairy leg pits
GAF: unless they wax

Me: on purpose or on accident

GAF: but still, we are all born with the capacity to fur out there

Me: HAHAHA "FUR OUT" HAHAHAH

Comments

[Rachel]

One of my most traumatic childhood memories is going swimming in the public pool and seeing a woman sitting on the steps with her "legpit hair" wafting in the current. **shudder** It's second only to walking into the locker room of that same public swimming pool to find a naked old woman with wrinkly raisin boobs. Come to think of it, that whole day pretty much sucked.

[annika]

legpit hair??? that's the most disgusting, yet hilarious, term i've heard in a while.
legpit hair...hehe.

[Audrey]

And this is why I gave myself the gift of laser hair removal. Best money I have ever spent. I'm definitely doing my furry armpits next summer.

[Aimee]

The term fur bikini comes to mind...

Lazer hair removal should be covered by insurance. :)

[Debbie]

I'm seriously thinkin' about the laser hair removal, but I can't help but wonder about the cost 'cause I've got "considerable surface area." Heh.

I got my first-ever wax job a couple weeks ago -- it was a teensy bit painful-but-worth-it until she got up close to my bikini line, and then it was super-painful; my right leg ended up with a giant red/raw/nasty bruise, so my left leg got left - heh - she said she didn't want to hurt me any worse & told me to use the electric shaver on that spot.

[GAF]

YES we still talk.

And I KNEW Jerilyn would post that conversation! LOL

I haven't posted lately because I have succumbed to the siren call of college studies. I have harbored a secret desire to be in school for many years. I love writing papers and having teachers grade them with red pens.

Or I had a really bad bikini wax that removed my skin down to subcutaneous fat and I've been bedridden for 4 months.

Or I've lost so much weight that I'm embarrassed to be seen around here. (how much, you ask? *sniff* 5 lbs)

[Zippy]

Yes, I picked the best woman in the world !!

[Kalienne]

I actually was brave enough to wax it alllllll.

Yes. Clean off.

Whoa. Everyone says it's super painful, but if you're only doing the "legpit" it doesn't hurt.

other places, however... well. woo. X_x