Last week I posted the photo of me in my bathing suit and said it was a gift. I realize that wasn't really such a great present. Many of you looked at it and probably felt like I'd given you the internet equivalent of day-of-the-week underpants. Granny-style underpants.
So, I present the following:
Fifteen hundred chances to relive stirrup pants and giant bangs.
I know, I know. You're so welcome.