I keep a list of Things I Should Blog About (TISBA), or, if I were concerned with proper grammar, Things About Which I Should Blog. Guess what's NOT on it? POLITICS. I am going to leave politics alone all month. In fact, my only mention of politics will be my announcement of my non-mention of politics.
Also, not to whine on DAY TWO, but seriously? November? Why not blogging every day during one of the months that doesn't include a major holiday and shopping for the next major holiday? (As if I'm that organized, despite the DNA from my mother that states I must shop for Christmas at least 15 months in advance.)
Ok, rules over, rant over. Here is an item from the list of TISBA. It has come to my attention that my childrens' friends don't think we have any rules. In fact, it has been said in front of me "Pools have no rules."
As evidence to the contrary, I offer the following:
POOL RULES
1. be nice to each other or the Mom will beat you with a sock full of spare change
2. no TV or computer until jobs are done
3. two hours of computer, tops
4. don’t tease the Dad because he is a delicate flower—a poppy, perhaps
5. teasing the Mom is perfectly fine, since she can both dish it out and take it
6. only Bonnie is allowed to poop in her pants
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